There’s nothing like the hope offered by Christianity:
There’s a lot there to look forward to when you’re a believer.
I’m reminded of Richard Noone’s predictions for May 5, 2000 in his book 5/5/2000: Ice.
I know what you’re thinking: that didn’t pan out quite as predicted. But don’t worry, I understand that there’s a revised edition.
Oh, wait, that dates from before the failed predicted date.
But I’m sure David Meade’s nailed it this time! Planet X is here with a vengeance, and it’s going to X us all out of existence.
So, nice knowin’ y’all! It’s been great. Have a cold one and enjoy your precious last moments.
by Dawson Bethrick
I’m reminded of Richard Noone’s predictions for May 5, 2000 in his book 5/5/2000: Ice.
I know what you’re thinking: that didn’t pan out quite as predicted. But don’t worry, I understand that there’s a revised edition.
Oh, wait, that dates from before the failed predicted date.
But I’m sure David Meade’s nailed it this time! Planet X is here with a vengeance, and it’s going to X us all out of existence.
So, nice knowin’ y’all! It’s been great. Have a cold one and enjoy your precious last moments.
by Dawson Bethrick